(And Some Infrequently Asked Ones Because We Got Bored)
Oh, you know, just Gurgaon's only newsletter that actually tells you what's happening before your neighbors pretend they knew about it first. We send WhatsApp messages once a month with:
Basically, we're the friend who knows everything but won't make you buy them coffee to tell you. You're welcome.
Shockingly, genuinely, disturbingly free. No premium tiers. No "upgrade to see the juicy stuff." No surprise charges that appear on your credit card three months later.
Just your name and phone number, which is considerably less information than the waiter at your favorite Gurugram brunch spot already has about you.
We make no money from this. Our therapist says it's a "boundary issue."
Once. Per. Month. That's it. Uno. Ek. One singular message before the month starts, telling you everything interesting that's about to happen in Gurgaon.
We're not your college friend who forwards 47 good morning messages. We're not that brand that emails you daily about their "flash sale" (it's been three years, when does it end?).
Think of us as that friend who only texts when they actually have something worth saying. Revolutionary, we know.
Because you're tired of:
Subscribe, be that friend who knows things, collect your social clout. It's that simple.
Oh boy, this is complicated. Ready?
That's it. That's literally it. Takes 30 seconds. You've spent more time deciding which Netflix show to not watch tonight.
Oh, you mean email, that thing you check once every three days after ignoring 47 promotional messages? Where newsletters go to die in your "Promotions" folder alongside "50% OFF EVERYTHING" sales that happen every week?
WhatsApp because:
Also, everyone in Gurgaon is already on WhatsApp. We're not fighting the tide here.
First, check if you:
Still nothing? Email us at contact@gossipyah.com and we'll figure out what went wrong. Probably our fault. Definitely our problem.
Ouch. But okay, we get it. Moving to Noida? Found a better gossip source? Finally achieving that off-grid lifestyle?
Your data gets deleted in 30 days. No questions asked. No "are you sure?" pop-ups. No guilt trips.
We'll miss you. Your data won't know the difference.
Not the "your neighbor's cousin's drama" kind. More like the "things happening in Gurgaon that you'll wish you knew about earlier" kind:
Think "informed insider" not "gossiping aunty." Though sometimes there's overlap.
All the parts where things actually happen in Gurgaon/Gurugram:
Plus relevant NCR stuff because Gurgaon people have cars and occasionally leave. Occasionally.
PLEASE DO. We need material. You have the inside scoop. Let's make this relationship work.
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Email us at contact@gossipyah.com
Your secret is safe with us. Unless it's really good gossip. Then it's going in the newsletter. That's literally the point.
Literally just sending you gossip once a month. That's it. We're not:
We store your name and number. That's it. On secure servers. With encryption. All the boring but important security stuff.
Full boring details in our Privacy Policy that you won't read but should.
Did you miss the part where we send ONE message per month?
Let's be crystal clear about what you're signing up for:
We're not going to:
We built this to provide value, not annoyance. If we wanted to annoy people, we'd just post on LinkedIn.
Most people tapped out around the third sarcastic remark. Since you made it this far, you clearly appreciate quality content. Or you're procrastinating. Either way, might as well subscribe.
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